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Joke of the Day

"If Robin Williams was a Redditor, he wouldn't go Karma Farming He's go Goodwill Hunting"

"What do you get when you dry out a Stark? Raisin Bran"

"Researchers have developed a new painkiller with no negative side effects ... and no positive either."

"What do you call a black man that summons the dead? A Nergomancer"

"There's not a day that goes by where I don't think about that Backstreet Boy asking his pals, ""am I sexual?"" & they're like, ""yeah."""

"What do you call a monkey in a suit? Over-dressed!"

"I've tried everywhere so I can confirm that there is no snooze button on a baby."

"Did you hear about the cook who stole parsley from his restaurant? They had to [garnish](http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/garnish) his wages."

"what did the old man say before he kicked the bucket? old man ""how far do you think i can kick this bucket""."

"I'm sick of women staring at my spaceship. It's like, HELLO, my tentacles are up here!"