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Joke of the Day
"Why are women like condoms? Because they spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."
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"Babe, some guy told me today that if I have sex with him... ... he'll give me these earrings. What a jerk!"
"Use 'discount' in a sentence. Teacher: Johnny, please use ""discount"" in a sentence. Johnny: Yes ma'am, ""Does discount as a sentence?"""
"In All Fairness To Bellichick and Brady Balls do shrink when it's cold"
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"I saw a guy with the word ""Integrity"" tattooed on the back of his leg & ""Inspiration"" on the other. Man, the backs of my legs are slackers"
"I don't mean to make sweeping generalizations but all brooms are pretty much the same."
"Doctor: what seems to be the problem? Me: I need to be docted Doctor: you came to the right place. I'm a doctor. I doct people"