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Joke of the Day
"In All Fairness To Bellichick and Brady Balls do shrink when it's cold"
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"I'm so out of shape, Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me."
"What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders? A stereotype"
"True procrastination is a lost art Those who completely mastered it's practice never got around to teaching anyone else their secrets."
"Getty Yup! Cowboy: ""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah.... She ain't that ugly."""
"What's Irish and sits on your lawn? paddy o' furniture"
"First man: what is the most commonly used French expression? Second man: uhh... I give up"
"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? you have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."
"""Ma'am, you had twins. They are fine and your boyfriend Chad named them"" - Oh no ""This is Debra"" - aww I like that ""And this is Depanties"""
"What does suicide and marriage have in common? (This one needs work...) Permanent solution to temporary problem."