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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when adults try to relate to youth using slang. Guess that's what makes me a woke bae."

"Probably once a year some dumb Whale excitedly swims up to the coast of Wales humming, ""Mama, I'm coming home."""

"Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male."

"Hey guys, I invented a new word! Plagiarism."

"I always carry a lighter in case I end up at an impromptu concert...or need to set someone's house on fire. Either way, I'm prepared."

"A group of Jewish women are eating at a diner. Their waitress walks by and asks ""Is anything alright?"""

"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you Pull the pin out and throw it back"

"What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers? Infantry."

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? One goes ""cockadoodle doo"", the other goes, ""Any cock 'ill do."" Old joke my 60-something grandfather told me when I was 10"

"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure."