98170
Joke of the Day
"How many buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the enlightment comes from within."
Next Joke
"When a man falls off a boat you yell ""man over board!"" What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat? Full speed ahead"
"My dentist told me to relax, then got all judgey about me uncorking my wine in his office. He needs to make up his mind."
"One of my grandfather's favorites. What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor? ""Ptui"""
"What kind of cake did Noah enjoy? Mabul cake."
"Alcohol is a perfect solvent. It dissolves marriages, families and careers."
"Court decision: ""I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair... ... What happens next will shock you"""
"Did you hear about that new car made entirely from wood? It's crazy! Wooden wheels, wooden windows, wooden engine... Wooden move."
"Fur Coats will make you into a Man They really put hair on your chest."
"How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof? Tell him drinks are on the house."