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Joke of the Day
"How many buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the enlightment comes from within."
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"Not all women are good at multi-tasking I just saw one trying to talk on her phone, while flying through her car windscreen."
"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South? Nothin. You're gonna lose a trailer either way. -Robin Williams"
"When I get in an elevator, before I press a button I look at everyone inside and say ""Are you ready to take this sh*t to a whole new level?"""
"Compromising with your woman doesn't mean you are wrong & she is right. It only signifies that sex is more important than your ego."
"That's it! q o poq nq I sl s s"
"I thought it was impossible to do 450 push ups in a minute until I discovered lying"
"I'm old school in the sense that I always put women and children first. I mean, there could be spiderwebs."
"Sorry it took me 10 months to text you back. I'm a snake now and I typed this with my head."
"Spoil any movie by telling ur friend ""Ice Cube dies"" before they watch it. They'll be waiting for Ice Cube to appear and die the whole time"