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"The overspray from my windshield washer fluid just totaled a smart car."
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"""Your name is Duck?"" It's Doug. ""Yeah. Duck"" Doug. ""Duck?"" DouGGG ""Got it. Duck"" Go fuGG yourself ""Haha. Classic Duck"""
"What is the speed limit of sex? 68, because any faster and you'll flip over and eat it."
"Whats the difference between two dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."
"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up."
"*suddenly awakes* honey! i just had a nightmare that i was naked at a job interview, licking BBQ sauce off the guy's face interviewer: ummm"
"What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator. Sorry."
"What do you call a Mexican with a small penis? Juan-inch wonder."
"679 Fetty Wap. 17/38 because that's his vision."
"What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company? Pack-it-stan"