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Joke of the Day
"What is a 6.9? A 69 ruined by a period."
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"*Spoiler Alert* Siamese cats are just one cat, not two cats in one."
"We need to be more concerned about dinosaur ghosts"
"My Persian friend and I were having lunch... But something came up and I had Tehran."
"Which street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph"
"Who's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken"
"Modern music is like taking a poop you like it at first, but then you realize its all shit in the end"
"I wonder which lie came first: ""Oops, wrong hole!"" or ""That's never happened before!""?"
"I'm pitching a show called ""Walking Dad"" where dads go around biting each other and then the people who get bitten become dads too."
"Trail mix? You mean M&M's with obstacles."