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Joke of the Day
"Which street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph"
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"Short Jokes As a short person, I don't understand short jokes. They always go right over my head."
"BOSS: You forgot my birthday didn't you? ME: *lighting candle* No what gave u that idea? BOSS: idk maybe that candle stuck in a urinal cake?"
"This unit not available for individual resale. -tattoo on a retired prostitute's back."
"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody ever eats parsley."
"I miss my ex But my aim keels improving... One day"
"CASHIER: what, no tip? ME: here's a tip: always wear a seat belt CASHIER: no, i meant money ME: oh sorry. invest in a 401(k)"
"Why did the Libertarian cross the road? ""None of your damn business. Am I being detained?"""
"What do buzzards in Kansas eat? Carrion, my wayward son."
"Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan? Cos they're always pro-Bono"