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Joke of the Day
"No internet access in Cairo- Now the country is just called Gypt."
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"Women are like pickup trucks. Men with poor taste usually want to add a lift kit."
"Have you heard about the guy who finally overcame his coprophilia? He got off scat-free"
"What's AlQaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"
"Coworker: Do you party? Me: Well I do schedule two nights a month that I stay up past 11pm. So yeah."
"I've just been in the garden with my stepladder Not my real ladder, I don't get on with him"
"What did OJ say to Nicole just before he killed her? *Your waiter will be with you in a moment, ma'am*. (was reading an OJ post in another sub and remembered this one.)"
"I just freaked out! I woke up from a nap to find that my phone and wife were missing. It's all good though. I found my phone."
"How do you eat the Flesh Hounds? WH40K Humor: I don't know about you, but I prefer my Khorne Dogs with ketchup."
"Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how i feel about that."