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Joke of the Day

"In a parallel universe, a zebra is walking around her contemporary decorated house, on top of a skinned blonde chick with big hoops rug."

"Sucks the USA lost. Now we can't keep watching TV at work."

"Did you see the Broadway musical about the dictionary? It's a play on words."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down into a tire and call it a good year."

"Whos the best jewish cook? Hitler......."

"Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography? Have always been curious of this."

"Q: Have you heard the one about the witch's broom? A: It's sweeping the valley. (That one usually floors me, but I'm going to brush it aside before I'm swept away with laughter.)"

"I don't mind getting the stink-eye when I say, ""Happy Whatever Holiday You're Weirdly Touchy About,"" because THAT is the spirit of Whatever."

"They should make a movie of how WW4 almost started The sum of all spears"

"What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11? 10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion"