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Joke of the Day

"A boyfriend asks his girlfriend: ""What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?"" ""Well, I don't know"" she answers shyly. ""OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."""

"Sex is like Broccoli If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult."

"What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke? Bawdy wash."

"Happy Halloween... Why did the Ghost enter the bar... For the BOOOOS"

"Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday."

"How does an octopus go to war? Well-Armed"

"What makes rock stars great campers? Their living situation is intense."

"The Earth and the Moon get in an argument The Moon tried to be the bigger body and walk away, but the Earth grabbed it and said ""I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. """

"What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley."

"Cecil the lion's brother was just poached in Zimbabwe That family is like the Stark family of the animal kingdom"