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Joke of the Day
"If I were a movie villain I'd make a bomb where the wires are all one color."
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"You know you're getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink."
"This is my ""go to"" dirty joke ...always What did one tampon say to the other..... nothing, they are both stuck up cunts. ba dum tiss"
"How do fat women defy physics? Because the heavier they get, the easier they are to pick up."
"Angelina Jolie needs to take some time off her busy schedule of feeding the hungry and poor in third world countries and feed herself for a change."
"So I was thinking while taking the biggest dump of my life... and I just feel so empty inside."
"Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, ""Sorry, no professionals."
"My purse is deeper than some people."
"There's a gang in my area... There's a gang in my area who recruit new members by threatening them with all kinds of horrible punishments if they don't join. But enough about the church..."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan."