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Joke of the Day

"Molly and Shannon are sisters born on the same day of the same year, same mother, same hospital. But Molly is 7 years older than Shannon. How is this possible? Shannon died in a car accident."

"A Slinky is a great way to teach young children that it's fun to push things down the stairs."

"Getting grey hair hurts less when you say you're sprouting tinsel instead."

"How do you make the 12th man Happy? FIRE BEVELL"

"A racist man laments... If people gave him $1 for every racist thing he said or done he'd be able to make a small contribution of 1 million dollars to Donald Trump's campaign."

"I don't like skinny fashion models cause I find their lack of weight disturbing."

"Fellas, when waiting in line for the new TSA scanners, give yourself some personal ""fluffing"" beforehand. Don't get caught with shrinkage."

"How can you tell if a road is sad? It has low shoulders."

"Mark Zuckerberg screwed over his class mates and best friend. Do you honestly think he cares about your opinion on the new Timeline layout?"

"People used to laugh at me when I said ""I want to be a comedian."" Well, nobody's laughing now."