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Joke of the Day
"How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool? ""Please get out of the swimming pool"""
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"I'm white and I don't tell racist jokes because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."
"A man takes his dog to the vet... The veterinarian asks what the dogs name is. The man replies ""This is my boy, Rodger."" The veterinarian then replies ""Oh, so the mothers a bitch?"""
"nothing is more unattractive than insecurity unless that doesnt sound right haha i mean whatever you guys think"
"An unconscious man arrives at a hospital... After a series of x-rays, the radiologist discovered the man had several plastic horses in his anus. The doctors have declared his condition as ""stable""."
"Whats grey and comes in pints? Elephants"
"Teacher: What comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash. Teacher: Get out."
"Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because like most men, they won't stop to ask directions."
"How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy"
"What kind of government does Disney World have? A plutocracy"