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Joke of the Day
"How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool? ""Please get out of the swimming pool"""
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"Did you hear about the Holy Cow? Some say he was legend-dairy."
"Man: You've been very loyal but it's best we part ways Dog: I don't understand. What's the problem? Man: Your talking kinda freaks me out."
"Why don't anteaters ever get sick? Because they are full of antibodies!"
"You know who'd make a good hobbit? Elijah would."
"At the gun range I was at the gun range the other night with a friend. Friend: ""Aren't you going to wear ear protection while we're shooting?"" Me: ""Nah, my hearing's already shot."""
"Why aren't midgets attention whores? Cause they know they're important."
"SATAN: I will tempt you into leaving the desert JESUS: Oh yeah I can't wait to get back to the place where everyone hates me and has leprosy"
"I don't care how polite your sign is, i'm flushing the toilet paper."
"Misunderstandings happen when one person is clearly stupid."