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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to get crucified for this joke, but here goes... I am the son of God"

"Since my girlfriend discovered out the eyeroll and tongue sticking emojis she doesn't have to type words anymore."

"I like my women like I like my coffee I don't like coffee."

"I'm so lucky, I married my best friend!! I hope my husband doesn't find out"

"Two television sets got married. The wedding was boring, but the reception was beautiful."

"What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes? Dix."

"There was a professional hockey player that had to go to an away game, but he couldn't take his dog along with him. He got 2 minutes for boarding."

"If you can't concentrate, rub your nipples. It won't help, but concentration is overrated anyway. You know who likes concentration? Nazis."

"How did the puppeteer meet the President? He pulled some strings."

"Why do they call it the wonder bra? When you take it off you wonder where her tits went."