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Joke of the Day

"The only acceptable man buns... ...are the buns men are born with below the waist. #datass"

"The personal trainer at the gym advised me to try some resistance training. So far it's going really well. I've resisted going to the gym for six days now."

"What currency do they use in space? Star bucks."

"Whats the difference between a zit and a priest? (My 17 year old camper just said this, made me cringe) A zit waits till you're a teenager to come on your face."

"I want to start selling arm prosthetics globally Because then I'll be an international arms dealer."

"Are news anchors secretly insulting you? Moron this story at 11."

"Q:Why did hitler kill himself after he lost to russia? A:His whole world came Kremlin down"

"Men couldn't be trusted with multiple orgasms. I've seen the mess they make with one."

"I can't wait for the next Quantum Physicist triathlon. I'm going to stand beside the bikes and yell out their speeds. They'll get so lost they'll end back at the starting line."

"What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up? I've got a bone to pick with you"