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Joke of the Day

"My doctor gave me six months to live. When I couldn't pay my bill, he gave me another six months."

"What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings? Norse Korea"

"My GF's jokes. #1 What type of car does James Bond drive? 00-Sedan"

"when i'm stressed i close my eyes and imagine i'm on a beach, neurotically pacing back & forth within a very small section of that beach"

"Caeser ran into his friends Brutus Brutus said ""hey Julius, I heard you raped a Senators wife. What happened?"". Caeser replied. "" Vidi Vici Veni!"""

"WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY... oh there it is."

"Your mom dropped you off today... She was fined for littering"

"Did hear about the explosion at the Kosher bread factory in Berlin? It was a challahcaust."

"I love you Mario but you need to stop taking shrooms, breaking into haunted houses, and killing turtles! You have a dinosaur to take care of"

"So what's Robin Hood up to these days? He changed his name to 'Bernie Sanders' and is now running for president."