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Joke of the Day

"Still super weird to me that humans can make other smaller humans. I wish mozzarella sticks could make other smaller mozzarella sticks."

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"What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."
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"Luke Skywalker uses the Force. The Force uses Chuck Norris."
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