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Joke of the Day

"What do James Cameron and M. Night Shamylan have in common? Icy dead people."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!! haha funny fun pun so funny joke haha (upvote this) haha lol =)"

"I can't count how many times I failed maths at school."

"What did O say to Q? ""Pull your pants up will ya?"""

"Saw my neighbor in a peeing contest with his dog on his porch. My mum said there'd be days like this but she never said there'd be so many."

"""I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losin' control."" Buddy, you got stomach flu."

"Why did the thief killed himself after getting caught stealing instruments from an orchestra? He didn't have a safe Hayden place, and couldn't Handel the thought of being sent Bach to prison."

"How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"""I like my women like I like my Stephen Hawkings... ...paralyzed and unable to talk."" - Bill Cosby I'll see myself out."

"A man enters zoo enclosure to feed the tigers. succeeds"