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Joke of the Day

"What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan? A Kami."

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will never be subjected to your stupid bumper sticker again."

"Did you know Stalin's penis was the funniest part of his body? It was real commiedick."

"The world loves Apple But Apple's CEO loves banana's"

"What's the difference between a Golden Chihuahua and a Golden Shower? You never have to pay before the dog'll pee on you."

"Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon? Because it may Pikachu."

"[walks into my bedroom to find my sister having sex with my bf] SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS I CAN'T BELIEVE UR DOING THIS TO ME THAT'S WHERE I EAT!!!"

"T-REX: So you going to Tim's surprise party? TIM TRICERATOPS (behind them): My what? RAPTOR: More like Tyrannosaurus Wrecks EVERYTHING"

"I've just been dumped by my girlfriend. She found me creepy because I have a nickname for my penis. Guess now that I'm single again, I'll have to take Matters into my own hands."

"pH number. So a random person I don't know sends me a message on Facebook which goes like, ""cn i hve ur pH no? :)"" To which I reply, ""7."""