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Joke of the Day
"What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan? A Kami."
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"At this point journalism school probably boils down to, ""Just say what everyone tweeted."""
"Pregnant The best part about being pregnant is...you can't hear your baby cry."
"My wife recently broke up with me because I'm a compulsive gambler. All I can think about is how to win her back."
"How does the sexiest man in the world tell a joke? Like this."
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty"
"I will tell you a racist mexican joke in three, two, Juan..."
"[Murderer in the middle of murdering me] Can you put your phone down for 2 seconds while I'm murdering you I mean really"
"Democrats have been really angry over the 2016 election results The last time Democrats were THIS angry is when the Republicans took their slaves away"