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Joke of the Day

"Women need to learn how to use Snapchat. It's only for sexting, I don't want to see pictures of your feet or your new perm."

"friendzone how many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."

"Here is a really bad joke feminism"

"What's the most popular dance in Warsaw? The pole dance."

"What do you call it, when a German sleeps with two women, but impregnates three? Fucking efficient."

"What did the blond do with her asshole in the morning? Pack him a lunch and tell him to go to work!"

"I wrote a poem about communism for my English class I had to share it with everyone"

"How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb? none, PETA can't change anything."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train conductor who killed everyone? He had locomotives."

"I have a love-hate relationship with my wife... I love her, she hates me! Ho-ho!"