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Joke of the Day
"Leave Apple alone! All they wanted to do was jack off."
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"""40 is the new 30!"" My dad always used to say. Lovely man. Banned from driving."
"trolls have found a terrible new way to antagonize me. it is called ""retweeting"" and it works by exposing my posts to scammers & crumb bums."
"the best part about arguing with family make up sex"
"Why are there gay aliens on mars? Because curiosity got the best of them."
"Want to hear a joke about the ozone layer? [depleted]"
"what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta"
"What's a nuclear scientist's favourite food? Fission chips."
"-Do you know what the girls say when the see a large penis? -No? -Well, I do."
"What do you call a minion that falls on a grill? Filet mignon"