213752

Joke of the Day

"Wearing crocs is like being blown by a dude... It feels great until you look down and realize that you're gay."

"There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary code and those who not"

"""Money isn't everything,"" I say, poorly."

"What do you call a robotic priest? The Sermonator."

"A dung beetle walks into a bar And asks the bartender, ""Is this stool taken?"""

"People say to enjoy the messes your kids leave, because you'll miss them when they're grown and gone. I like to call those people liars."

"My wife still hasn't told me what my New Year's resolutions are."

"Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !"

"A guy goes to a record store to pick up a Meshuggah CD... but he can't because it's too heavy."

"Michael Rosen walks into a bar... And he just fell over and died."