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Joke of the Day

"Why do comedians hate noble gasses? They give no reaction."

"A Korean walks into a bar and orders a drink The bartender looks him over and says, ""Aren't you a Lee Ul-Yung to be drinking?"""

"I am taking a shot for every ""like"" I get on this status. Then again, I'm taking shots whether you bastards like it or not."

"I wonder how long the first person to deliver twins waited before they realized that was the last one"

"How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Protesters never change anything."

"Yes, you take my breath away... But so does a brisk walk, or the sight of an ugly baby. Don't be so flattered."

"A man walks into a bar... Ouch"

"Hungarian mom yells at her son: ""Take off your underwear... ...and put it back on properly: Yellow front, brown back."""

"I know a place where you can meet tons of women. Weight watchers."

"What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks? Silicon Valley. [Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3h6bld/kim_kardashians_butt/)"