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"Why couldn't cinderella play soccer? She always ran away from the ball"
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"[Request] Apocalypse jokes I want as many apocalypse jokes as you can give me. Good, bad, ugly, I'll take any and all of them. Thank you :)"
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer in World War 2? A: Ash"
"Did you hear about the Rabbi who made his own fireworks? He called them Mazel Tov Cocktails ^(I am **so** sorry) ^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out."
"I need a short joke about something being so loud..""This thing is so loud it..."""
"How to tell if your kid is doing drugs 1. Are your drugs missing?"
"What do you call a terrorist who's always late? 9/12"
"WATSON: do you even have a proper education? SHERLOCK: Elementary, my dear Watson WATSON: but, like, beyond that SHERLOCK: nah"
"My friend said he almost got trapped at a camp site during a forest fire... ...He said it was pretty in-tents."
"""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and being tagged in a super unflattering photo."""