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Joke of the Day
"What's a polar bears favourite pasta? Penguini!"
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"What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky? At yeast he's a fungi."
"What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times? A dell"
"""Remember six seconds ago when you were comfortable?"" - oscillating fans"
"Couples who take too many fertility drugs should always put an asterisk next to their child's name to show that the parents used steroids."
"Stick around after sticking around after the Thor 2 credits. Very realistic 3D of a theater manager telling you to leave."
"My Doctor says I'm a serious alcoholic, but I think I'm more of a funny alcoholic."
"How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? Idk, its too dark to tell them apart."
"What's big, black and steals you credit card? Sony Playstation 3"
"*puts ranch dressing on chicken* aww look at his little cowboy hat and boots, how cute is that"