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Joke of the Day

"What's a polar bears favourite pasta? Penguini!"

"noah's google search history: ""wat is arc"" ""why would god want circle segment"" ""arc or ark"" ""how many animals"" ""5,000,000 x 2"" ""is god real"""

"My wife and I decided to not have children. The kids are pretty upset."

"I was watching a documentary about Islam the other day... But eventually I just got bored and changed the channel. I never did get to the bomb making part! *^OC^as ^^far ^^as ^^I ^^know*"

"Come here and listen close and carefully, I'm going to slowly explain what condescending means? Go ahead and take notes if needed."

"What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!"

"Did you hear about the Italian Chef with terminal cancer? He pastaway."

"If we had a break up letter there for every gender there was... We'd have ""Dear John"", ""Dear Jane"", and ""Dear Xir, Ruler of Omicron Percei 8"""

"I hear Paris is the bomb this time of year People are just dying to be there"

"Gay jokes aren't funny... ...I mean, come on guys."