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Joke of the Day
"Why do geologists perform so well during intercourse? They really know how to make bedrock."
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"What do you call someone who likes speed? Racist."
"Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community? Too Mennonite"
"My vegan friend asked me if I've met his new girlfriend I said I've never seen herbivore"
"""That'll be $19.94."" *pulls out $50 bill* ""Sorry, we've had a problem with counterfeit bills. Have anything smaller?"" *pulls out $25 bill*"
"What do white nationalists call three left turns? An alt-right"
"What's the best thing about finger blasting a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"
"If you encounter a bear DON'T RUN. Maintain eye contact. Keep maintaining it. Fall in love. Marry the bear. Tell story to your grandbearbies"
"Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere"
"Sometimes I forget I'm from Florida and then I remember when I was 9, my dad had me drive the golf cart so he could get drunk on the course."