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"Seriously In 20 years time and you're at a pub quiz and a question starts with ""in what year"" Just answer 2016"

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"So a neutron walks into a bar... ...he goes up to the bartender and asks how much a drink is. The bartender replies saying: ""For you? No charge."""
"Used tampons should be hung outside for the mosquito"
"TIFU by messing up my wife's Subway order. Whoops, wrong sub."
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"What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant? The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!"
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