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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chef take a job at a soup kitchen? Because they had great stock options."
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"I got in line behind an old classmate of mine while vacationing at Disney World... I said ""Wow, it's a small world!"" She said, ""actually this is Pirates of the Caribbean."""
"We were promised flying cars and instead all we got were magic glowing rectangles to access all the world's knowledge :("
"Five out of six people agree Russian roulette is completely safe."
"What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him? He got him diss barred."
"What's the number one cause of pedophilia? sexy kids"
"I need a girl that appreciates the little things. So when I take my pants off she will be excited."
"Some elements walk into a bar... Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfer, sodium, and phosphorus all walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""OH SNaP!"""
"Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said ""Watch out for worms won't you!"" The first one replied ""Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."""
"I bet if Amy Winehouse had changed her name to Amy Lemonadehouse, she'd still be alive today."