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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chef take a job at a soup kitchen? Because they had great stock options."
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"Don't be sad if you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day Most people don't have AIDS on World AIDS day either."
"Evidently, trying to schedule parent/teacher conference over drinks and ""we'll see what happens"" is considered inappropriate."
"I like my women like I like my third games in a series by Valve... I think they're gonna be great, but they never seem to come."
"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! The only down side is we still have to pay his tuition."
"I used to be married to a girl with a wooden leg. But then I broke it off."
"phlegm I used to work in a seafood restaurant where my specialty was clam chowder. I got fired when I got over my cold"
"New Immigration Policy Obama tells 5 million illegal immigrants: ""Come out of the shadows and register, or shovel out Ralph Wilson Stadium."""
"Someone stole my pencil sharpener and now I can't stab people anymore."
"What do teachers drink at school? Facul-tea"