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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend wants a Christmas Gift she can wear... I'm going to give her a facial."
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"Trump is a blonde He has yellow hair! Wocka wocka!"
"The ISIS have recruited a new rapper... They're calling him the real Islam shady!"
"What is the Free Syrian Army's favourite Western Song I DON'T CARE...ALAWITE I DON'T CARE.."
"What's a Scottish transsexual's favourite drink? Mango Lassi"
"A Segway segway Oh hey, speaking of Segways...."
"I watched two gay guys put up a tent today.... ...that was a camp sight."
"The police didn't believe me when I told them I found a flying carpet... They called the whole thing fabricated."
"Did you guys ever hear the peanut butter joke? Actually nevermind. It may spread"
"I told my husband I'm pregnant. He said ""Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad!"""