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Joke of the Day
"Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at."
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"What do you say to your floating TV at midnight? PUT IT DOWN, NIGGER!"
"[at a fancy restuarant] WIFE: make sure u leave a good tip ME: ok [writing on bill] ""only evolve ur pokemon when uve activated a lucky egg"""
"What's the similarity between video games and roulette? Very fun until it goes Russian."
"Have you heard about the man that sells corn? He's a bit... ...Corny..."
"A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk TO EACH OTHER instead of about each other."
"What do you call a bee in the garage? Garbage."
"What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune? T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet."
"I won the dirty joke contest at scout camp with this What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds? There's twenty of them. It's better said then written."