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Joke of the Day
"Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at."
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"I should've married myself. I've never said no to sex. Not once. Not one single time ever."
"Hell is just going to be you on a conference call waiting for the 8th guy to dial in for all eternity."
"Nothing in the history of the English language has backfired more than the phrase ""calm down."""
"At what temperature is best to bake Jewish cookies? 6 million degrees!!!!"
"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath out of that tiny thing?"
"I ordered the CliffsNotes version of Snooki's book and they sent me a bar menu, a printout of the urban dictionary and an STD pamphlet."
"A pregnant teen and her baby is thinking the same thing... ""My mom is gonna kill me."""
"If your girlfriend sees where you are coming from chances are she is going to get some on her face."