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Joke of the Day
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs... ...they always take things literally"
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"My grandfather died during the Holocaust. Fell right out of the guard tower."
"HILLARY: donald-- TRUMP: --wrong HILLARY: ...trump-- TRUMP: --wrong HILLARY: [smiling serenely] ...is good TRUMP: --wrong. nno wait. nno. no, no"
"How does every Black joke start?... By looking over your shoulder"
"Jokes about German sausages... ...are the Wurst"
"What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana? Bayou self"
"It's the 21st century, people. Why in the world do we still have mornings?"
"The USA should invade the USA and win the hearts and minds of the population by building roads, bridges and putting locals to work."
"*approaches girl in bar* *passes right through her* *i've been dead for 73 years*"
"You can't keep two ducks alone together It's a paradox."