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Joke of the Day

"So it was my 18th birthday the other day... Maybe now I can help my dad find those cigarettes he's been looking for the last 12 years."

"- much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7"

"Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear? Because Chernobyl fall-out."

"Why is a woman unlike a washing machine? After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around."

"How are UFC and gay porn similar. Both involve sweaty men pounding eachother."

"How do you stop a woman giving you head? Marry her."

"I am not that kind of woman...I""m much worse."

"Some cats just sit there looking at you like you owe them money."

"Not picking up the phone is some of the most fun you can have with a phone."

"What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks? a Fartender"