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Joke of the Day
"Another Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock... Who's There? Autch Autch-Who? Gesundheit...."
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"Where does the president keep his armies? in his sleevies!!!"
"You people that are getting sex regularly either need to keep that shit to yourselves or be more descriptive."
"If you're looking for me to be more tasteful and tender, marinate me in whiskey."
"Well it's taken 10 years, but I've just finished my first book.... I think I will start reading another tomorrow.."
"I always feel like I'm wasting a text message whenever I respond with just ""K."" Now I write ""Potassium"" instead."
"QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors."
"Donald Trump says US should let China keep seized underwater drone oops wrong sub"
"A rich guy walks by.. When someone asks,""What's that smell?"" The man turns around and says,""I'm sorry, it must be my Elon Musk."""
"Just realized that we are seriously kicking China's ass in cookie technology. So, we've got that going for us, which is nice."