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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a a bar The bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies ""My alcoholism is destroying my family"" I'm here all week folks"

"Do you know what the secret of encouragement is? Of course you don't."

"Though my heart is a fist, I really do my girlfriend"

"If you're ugly, you cant say ""Single And Loving It"" Cuz you really have no choice."

"How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? tenants."

"If you ever get drugged by someone and they steal an organ, just check Craigslist. That's probably where I'm selling it at."

"What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for? The Back Hand"

"""my son, can I ask why you're carrying two HUGE crucifixes?"" Well father, I've been... Double-crossed *God starts breakdancing*"

"What's the other word for a pedophile with a large hat? The Pope. (sorry if repost, my friend just told it to me)"

"Why are most blacks Catholic? If they were Jewish their dicks couldn't live in the hood."