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Joke of the Day
"Hitler wasn't a very athletic man. He never even finished a single race."
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"What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000? 10{4}"
"Want to hear something really cool? Ice."
"What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital? Manuel..."
"A Blonde Walks Into A Bar... she says ""OUCH""."
"911: What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't? No! 911: Placing you in protective custody."
"A man was in a supermarket.... and he saw a man. He went up to him and said ""I know you from somewhere, are you famous?"" The man replies ""no no no... I'm famYOU""."
"I was going to work this morning and sat across from a really hot Thai girl on the train. I kept blushing and sweating and thinking ""Please don't get a hard-on"". But she did."
"If you plant a block of ramen noodles in the ground and water it with cold ones every day, it will grow into a college kid. It's science."
"What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM? A stillborn."