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Joke of the Day
"It only took four men to wallpaper my house, but I had to slice them really thin."
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"What will happen if you went inside a black hole? I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world."
"How do you kill a fox? Give him a fake leg and make him run across Canada."
"Why can't cats live on Mars ? Because Curiosity kills the cat."
"My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo."
"So I just saw the new fifty shades of grey movie It was pretty Greyt"
"What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles? Philippe Philoppe"
"My dog's favorite movie is 50 Shades of Grey... because the sex is rrruff."
"What did the tailor say to the fed up customer? Suit yourself."
"Donald Trump, his publicist, and his ghostwriter walk into a bar... ""So you're alone tonight, Donnie?"""