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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Annoying Orange and his gang having sex? An Orangy"

"Why is it a bad idea for China to become a democracy? Do you know how hard it would be to orchestrate a national erection"

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."

"The Avengers must love Daft Punk They were up all night to get Loki"

"How to beat depression: 1) Talk to someone 2) When that person says ""just cheer up,"" beat that person with a baseball bat."

"Why did the Polak cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."

"Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!!"

"Look I see that you love me and would kill for me, but this guy over here barely notices me and has a GF. I'll play the odds. -Woman logic"

"Happy Valentines! A little early I know, but l suffer from premature congratulation"

"A young boy asks him mum why his cousin is named Diamond... His mother replies ""because your auntie loves Diamonds"" He replies ""what about me?"" She responds ""enough question Richard"""