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Joke of the Day

"So I went to a zoo the other day... And all it had in it was one dog. It was a shitzu."

"Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson? Bill Cosby"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Tryke."

"A begger walks up to me... And asks, ""do you have a few extra dollars I can have?"" I said, ""I have a few dollars, but they aren't extra."""

"If George W. Bush was the president of France today, he would declare war on Finland."

"Dad Dragon: If we weren't supposed to eat them they wouldn't come w plates and toothpicks now finish ur damn knight Teen Dragon: I hate you"

"Trump has so many failed businesses, if he wanted to shut down abortion clinics, he should have just put his name on one"

"*lady shares a wallet photo of her son* *i pull out a 20-part accordion wallet photo set of my dogs*"

"Prepping for the first day of work after a long holiday break. Currently watching YouTube videos to re-learn how to put on pants."

"I hate when I take a nap on a park bench and everyone assumes I homeless. People with houses get tired, too."