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Joke of the Day

"The most well known activist in the bee community is Bill Cause Bee."

"A dyslexic guy walks into a bra."

"What is a collie puppy's favorite toy? A chew-chew train!"

"Me: *crawls in window* Him: What are you doing?! Me: You're my boyfriend now? Him: I'm calling the cops Me: But you retweeted me??"

"From a Southwest Airlines employee: ""There may be 50 ways to leave your lover but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft..."""

"Bernie Sanders"

"I have a lips which makes me psecial"

"Did you hear about the power surge across the street? I heard it was a shocking experience."

"The NSA killed my Internet Now I have to build a GNU one."

"""Susan, will you marry me?"" ""Oh yes Johnny, yes! Yes!"" Ten grand later and it's still the best prank I ever pulled on my twin brother."