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Joke of the Day

"My wife asks for 500$ every day wow and what does she buy with all that money ? I don't know I never give it to her."

"I don't understand the appeal of strip clubs... All you do is throw money at women who refuse to have sex with you. If I wanted that I would be married."

"Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef!"

"How does Hilary Clinton clean her glasses? By wiping the mainframe."

"If you're afraid of public speaking, just imagine everyone in the audience is on their phones not listening to you anyway."

"When I click on ""Submit a joke"" You."

"FOR CHRISSAKES, GARY - WE JUST ROBBED A DAMN BANK! THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO TEACH YOUR NIECE HOW TO DRIVE!"

"What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other? A so-be-it union."

"Why did the semen cross the road? Why did the seman cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today.."

"in a kindergarten class, there is a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. which one do you date? the blonde. she's 18."