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Joke of the Day

"Facebook taught me to mind everyone else's business."

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"Mickey Mouse goes to divorce court to divorce Minnie... The Judge says ""so you want to Divorce your wife because she's crazy?"" Mickey replies ""No, what I said was She's F&#@ing Goofy."""