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Joke of the Day
"How are Oklahoma 3.2 beers like sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."
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"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."
"Two crows are in jail. What are they in for? Attempted Murder"
"To err is human... To admit it is not."
"Have you ever smelled mothballs before? How did you get the little legs apart?"
"I've just got back from an undertakers convention and the main topic was new ways of disposing of the dead There was a lot of thinking outside of the box."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""Oh sure, just because I'm a woman means I have to do everything around here. And let me tell you..."""
"The obvious way to smuggle drugs past a drug sniffing dog would be to hide it in another dog's ass."
"Why is there a wolf on Wall Street. Animals are bad with money. My cat just lost $80 at high-stakes uno"
"Cow Joke What do cows watch in the theaters? moovie"