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Joke of the Day

"Who won the first Tour de France? I don't know his name, but I know he was in a German tank."

"Donald Trump & Mexican Are AT A Restaurant On The Border Mexican Grill"

"What do KFC and Tumblr have in common? Transfats"

"What's the worst thing about being a transgender? Having the women inside of you telling you what to do."

"I carry an epipen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Cindrella?"

"Bieber roast! Lets hear your best or should I said your worst! Calling all redditors!"

"If Romeo & Juliet didn't die and were allowed to marry, they'd have kids, get fat, and eventually hate each other. So it was a happy ending"

"Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator? I don't know."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."