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Joke of the Day
"How do dog catchers get paid? By the Pound!"
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"My kid just called Child Protective Services because he still has an iPhone 5S."
"You mail one pig fetus with a note saying ""I'm oinkers for you!"" attached, and suddenly you're 'psycho'. Whatever."
"A female contestant is on Wheel of Fortune. ""Give me a D"" she says. ""She wants the D"" Pat Sajak says & then high fives the camera man."
"My SO and I recently decided we don't want to have kids... I think the kids are taking it the hardest"
"I like my women like I like my exams with curves"
"I'd tell you a joke about UDP.... But, I wouldn't know if you'd get it."
"America elected Donald Trump And we're going toupee for it"
"Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !"
"Jesus came to me the other night Please let me out."