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Joke of the Day

"I recently came out as pansexual. But I'm only attracted to cast iron. I've tried dating teflon, but it never sticks. I guess it's true what they say: ""Once you go black, you never go back"""

"What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !"

"My wife keeps telling me I shouldn't pee in the bath Or if I really have to, I should at least wait till she gets out."

"Why did the chicken run into a well? Because it didn't see that well."

"My wife just gave me that come hither look and when I come hithered she pointed to the trash"

"What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's."

"Old Italian guy is on his front stoop cooking a chicken on a rotisserie when a hippy walks by. Hippy looks up and says, ""Hey man. The music stopped and your monkey's on fire"""

"Past employers have described me as ""selfish, egotistic, condescending, the physical manifestation of capitalism, and a true sweetheart."""

"So how does this work now? Does General McChrystal have to give up his Foursquare ""Mayor specials"" in Kandahar?"

"Just tell me which one is wrong! The user ID or the password???"