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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her"
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"The new Doctor Strange trailer just dropped... It's Mind Bendingdict ^^^Cumberbatch."
"I can't believe rattlesnake warnings are called rattles and not cautionary tails"
"Why did the cow tip over? Excellent service."
"""That 'Hanglider' bird is a tough sonofabitch..."" ""... I had to shoot it 5 times before he let the man go"""
"What do you call introverted hobbits? Shyer folk"
"A group of wild dads just ran into my back yard, built a shed, filled it with tools and told me not to touch any of them or I'd be grounded."
"I'm basically shuffling papers and watching the clock until the next Batman movie."
"A woman walked into a library and asked for a book on euphemisms. So the librarian took her up the rear aisle and let her have it."
"Two fish were in a tank One of them turns to the other and says, ""how do you drive this thing?"""