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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her"
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"What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ? Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?"
"My neck, my back. My pizza and my snacks."
"Pick up line - works everytime! ""Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"""
"I bet you'll watch the cell phone camera footage of this concert for years & remember the fun you had holding up a cell phone at a concert."
"Disaste. Phew, that almost spelled disaster."
"I don't believe you can become a successful bodybuilder without the use of supplements. There's just no whey."
"How many French eggs do you need? One egg is un oeuf."
"What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him? He's got more money than cents"
"The creator of predictive text died today His funfair is next monkey"