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"Does /r/Jokes know any good braces jokes/puns?"
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"What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty"
"Now boarding... Two vultures board an airplane each is carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, ""I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."""
"What's the worst part of being a hooker? Every day is the week is a Moanday."
"Have you heard that Eskimos eat whale meat and blubber? Well, you'd blubber too if you had to eat whale meat."
"A man told his friend: ""After 12 years of... ...therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'"""
"My girlfriend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo I had to put my foot down"
"I'm trying to convince this guy that 'jesus is the reason for the season' but loansharks have a different perspective"
"Why does it take more than a million sperms to fertilize one egg? 1) Female Ego... Rejection without Reason! 2) Male Ego... Won't Ask For Directions!"
"Feminist joke How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? -none, feminists don't change anything"