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Joke of the Day

"Why does it take more than a million sperms to fertilize one egg? 1) Female Ego... Rejection without Reason! 2) Male Ego... Won't Ask For Directions!"

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth.... and vagina? Only SOME of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded!"

"Abstinence-only education... Was the first time I got screwed."

"What does a dog do that a man steps in? Pants"

"Selfie Stick - Picture taking device used when the internet has made you so socially awkward you can't ask a stranger to take a pic for you"

"Did you hear about the woman who got caught with pot in her fake breasts? It was a huge drug bust"

"My boss knocked on my office door and asked if I had a sec... I told her I have lots of secs. Now I'm looking for a job."

"How do you f*ck a Greece woman? Get a job at the ECB"

"Man insisted on pumping my gas. Didn't turn into an euphemism until he squirted all over the side of my car & asked if that's how I like it."

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about."