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Joke of the Day

"Kind of sad that the most fragile men in the world are required by law to become pro wrestling referees."

"Why doesn't a window scream when you shatter it? Because it's paneless."

"Cop: Have you been drinking? Me: *sips beer Cop: That was stupid. Me: So was your question."

"Fun Fact: The average 3-year-old boy can stick 11 kernels of corn up his nose before he needs a trip to the ER."

"What language does a patio speak? Porch-uguese"

"What's a sheep's favourite band? Ewe 2"

"Did you hear the one about the sidewalks? It's all over the streets."

"Hockey is a sport where people use feet knives to walk so they can score a goal with a tiny hamburger."

"What does John Cougar Mellencamp get if he eats too much cantaloupe before he goes swimming? A melon-cramp."

"The difference between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee? Why does Chuck Norris have a lot of jokes but Bruce Lee doesn't? Because Bruce Lee is no joke..."