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Joke of the Day

"Kind of sad that the most fragile men in the world are required by law to become pro wrestling referees."

"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Because he conditioned it."

"What do a racist and an apple have in common? They both look good hanging from a tree"

"Pokemon Go Is Just Like Tinder Both apps require you to swipe to catch monsters in your area."

"Did you hear they discovered a soda cavemen drank? It's a carbon dated beverage... Good jokes are good"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini? The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine"

"All these mass shootings make me think... ... People must really hate Catholics right now"

"you think there'd be a word for 'sleeping bag' that isn't a placeholder description of what it is"

"I farted in an Apple Store today and got thrown out because of it Not my fault they don't have Windows"

"Why did Sarah fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! ""Who's there?"" Not Sarah."